Layni and I were walking home from the mall this afternoon after running an errand for Jolie (buying the new Madonna CD) and of course, Layni wants to play that game that all kids play... don't step on the cracks or those rocks, only on these lines, or whatever the rules happen to be...
Me: "What am I supposed to do, float over the rocky part?" (It would have been impossible to not step on some of the parts she said were out of bounds.)
Layni: "Don't be silly, people can't do that!"
Me: "Jesus can!"
Layni: "Jesus doesn't count, He can do anything!"
Me: "Like what?"
Layni: "Like make people blind."
Me: "Pardon me? Don't you mean make blind people see?"
Layni: "No, He can make people blind, like Paul in the Bible."
Me: "Oh yeah... I guess He can do anything. Can He even do bad things?" (What do you mean, do I like to bait the little children? Okay, yeah, I do.)
Me: (Still baiting) "But I thought He could do anything."
Layni: "He could do bad things, but He's good, so He wouldn't, so He can't."
Me: "You're smarter than most theologians."